Saturday, February 27, 2010

VHS et poussières…

Où peut-on encore de nos jours et en 2010 trouver un magasin vendant des cassettes vidéo – films VHS - à très bon marché, « cheap » ? Et oui, à l’intérieur des bons vieux « pawn shop ».

À ma grande surprise j’ai découvert il y a quelques mois en visitant brièvement un de ces « pawn shop » en compagnie de ma femme – qui déteste ces « boutiques » soit dit en passant - des centaines de films vidéo empilés les uns sur les autres sur des tablettes poussiéreuses. Une affiche tachée de café, ou autre substance, collée sur un des meubles m’informe qu’un spécial est indéfiniment en vigueur : « 20 tapes for 20$ ». Wow, vais-je y trouver la perle rare, la première édition de Halloween paru en 1979 sur MEDIA ou The Haunted paru en 1982 sur la vieille compagnie VCII ? N’ayant pas le temps alors de fouiller les trois meubles de films vidéo, ma femme n’aurait pas trop appréciée, je me promets d’y revenir seul et comme Indiana Jones, espérer y découvrir des « merveilles » d’une autre époque.

La question me travaille l’esprit pendant quelques semaines et finalement, par un bon matin je me décide. J’amène ma femme en ville, la dépose à son bureau et me dirige ensuite au pawn shop. À mon arrivée, je demande à une employée si j’ai la permission de déplacer les films des tablettes. Il faut mentionner que sur ces tablettes en question, les vidéos sont placées en rangées doubles et parfois triples dans un pèle mêle typique d’un magasin prêt sur gages, sans ordre alphabétique.

En arrière boutique de cet établissement suspect - et à côté d’une pile de vieux skis je fouine les tablettes crasseuses de cassettes vidéo. Parfois accroupis et à quatre pattes, mes mains et doigts noircis de saletés sortent du meuble des tas de films VHS que j’empile à mes côtés. Certains n’ont plus de boitiers, d’autres tellement en mauvais états et recouverts d’autocollants qu’il est presque difficile d’y lire la description à l’endos mais TOUS sont d’une saleté déroutante.

Parfois je prends une pause et observe la « clientèle » me rappelant les personnages du film Street Trash. Parfois aussi des individus aussi louches que la boutique me pose des questions en croyant à tort que je suis un des employés. Après trois bonnes heures, le front salie de sueur, la faim m’assaillie. De toute façon, j’ai fini ma quête et me retrouve finalement avec un lot de 26 cassettes vidéo qui me plaisent.

Des perles, pas vraiment. Des bonnes aubaines ? Hmmm, oui. La deuxième édition de Star Wars, la premiere édition de The Terminator, Impulse, Gorky Park, Dead of Winter, The Killing Hour mais rien de légendaire.

En me dirigeant vers la caisse, j’aperçois de vieux et rares magazines Mad à vendre. Je demande le prix à une des employées qui un peu embêtée ne sachant la valeur réelle ou rareté du magazine, me répond : 1 dollar each. Je souris de satisfaction sachant très bien que je vais faire une bonne affaire et j’en prends cinq. Puis avec la caissière, on discute du prix, on « bargain et deal ». Elle me propose de payer 30$ pour le lot. Un prix correct évidemment. Je paye et sors du pawn shop à demi satisfait. Demi satisafait parce que oui j’ai fait une bonne affaire - 26 films vidéo et 5 Mad pour 30$, cool - mais je n’ai pas trouvé les films VHS que je cherchais vraiment.

Finalement, de retour chez moi, la corvée de nettoyage - avec Windex et Scott Towels -, d’inspection des films et boitiers débute. Une belle et courte aventure, probablement pour une dernière fois. Les films vidéo devenant de plus en plus rares et souvent de plus en plus chers.

Voici la liste de mes MOST WANTED VHS toujours introuvables et qui manquent à ma collection :

COMING SOON – une compilation de vieux films d’horreur animée par Jamie Lee Curtis.
DARK OF THE NIGHT aka MR » WRONG - je ne suis pas certain si c’est le bon film, mais je crois qu’il s’agit d’un film que j’aurais visionné a la télé en 1985. Un film étrange.
DAWN OF THE MUMMY – un film gore de série B, pas mal du tout.
EXTERMINATORS OF THE YEAR 3000 – un autre film rigolo de la vague post-apocalyptique italienne des années 80, imitation de Mad Max 2 : The Road Warrior.
HALLOWEEN – première édition paru en 1979 chez MEDIA
THE HAUNTED – édition de 1982 paru chez VCII
KRULL – l’édition VHS avec le cadre rouge en couverture
NIGHT OF THE COMET
NIGHTFLYERS – un space movie étrange
NOMADS – un film de spectres punks avec Pierce Brosnan
RADIOACTIVE DREAMS
RAZORBACK – surtout la grosse boite (Big Box) paru chez Warner Bros.
2020 TEXAS GLADIATORS – un autre film de la vague post-apocalyptique, encore une imitation de Mad Max 2 : The Road Warrior.
THE VINDIACTOR – le Terminator des pauvres, un bon film de série B.

Anyway, si quelqu’un possède un de ces films et désire s’en débarrasser, je suis acheteur ! Vous pouvez même y inclure la poussière…







Sunday, February 21, 2010

Mutanteries

FADE IN :

INT. CLUB VIDÉO – JOUR

Deux adolescents, NIC et MARIO, par un samedi après-midi quelconque de 1986 et en une belle journée ensoleillée du printemps, flânent dans un club vidéo du quartier. Dans la section « horreur », décorée de multiples affiches sanguinolentes, ils ne peuvent se décider sur le choix d’un film à louer.

MARIO
Aille Nic, checke ça!

Mario tient dans ses mains le boitier vide du film Class of Nuke’Em High.




NIC
Bof, je sais pas. Tsé, ça a de l'air de Toxic Avenger mais en plus niaiseux.

MARIO
Oui mais r'garde, y a une fille presque toute nue sur le boitier.

NIC
Mmmouain…Aille, as-tu vu C.H.U.D.? Ça c’est cool ! Y a des monstres qui vivent dans les égoûts à New York…y a plein de gore ! Faut qu’on le loue.




Mario semble incertain mais approuve quand même.

MARIO
Ça veut dire quoi C.H.U.D.?

NIC
Euh...cannibales kek chose underground kek chose.

Le PROPRIÉTAIRE du club vidéo, un peu grassouillet, graisseux et portant des lunettes regarde en direction de nos deux adolescents.

PROPRIÉTAIRE
Hey les jeunes, aujourd’hui c’est trois films pour cinq piasses.

NIC
Ah ok, merci.

NIC (à MARIO)
Allright! J’ai sept piasses. On va en louer trois pour sûr!

Ils se donnent un « high five » des mains.

MARIO
Qu’est ce qu’a va dire ta mère ?

NIC
Ben, a l’aura pas le choix quand qu’a va voir nos trois films. Pis de toute façon, on va rien louer qui va la choquée.

MARIO
Pas comme Videodrome l’autre fois…!

Nic rit tout bas. Mario regarde l’étagère des films de science-fiction tout près puis prends le boitier du film Endgame et le montre à Nic.




MARIO
Pis ça ? Ça a de l’air de Mad Max!

NIC
Ouian, j’ai plutôt le goût d’un film d’horreur. Comme Terror in the Aisles mais y est loué. Garde le quand même dans tes mains.




NIC
Mario, ça te tente tu de voir Silver Bullet?

Nic tend la boite à Mario qui regarde la couverture.




MARIO
Ok.

Les deux observent attentivement les rangées de boitiers s’offrant à leurs yeux. Plusieurs films leur semblent intéressants mais ne seront pas loués.










MARIO
Aille ça on voulait le louer.

Nic regarde son choix : Mutant.




NIC
Ah oui, faut le louer !

Ils se dirigent alors au comptoir avec leurs films, payent et quittent le club vidéo en toute vitesse.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Oscar and Snake D. Plissken

It is again that time of the year when Hollywood dresses up as your typical glamorous starlet and kisses its ass. Yep, it’s Oscar time. To celebrate in my own way this cinematic “joyful happening” coming soon to a Kodak Theater not near you, I’ve compiled some of my favorite quotes from movies for you to enjoy. Perhaps you have some of your own to share??!!

From Escape From New York:

SNAKE PLISSKEN
"…I don't give a fuck about your war... or your president. Get a new president…"



HAUK
"…I'm ready to kick your ass out of the world, War Hero…"

From The Thing:

MACREADY
"…Anyone messes with me, the whole camp goes!…"

PALMER
"…I was wondering when "El Capitan" was going to get a chance to use his pop gun…"

CLARK
"…I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is…"


From The Terminator:

REESE
"…Listen, and understand. That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.…"


A “classic” (!) from The Dead Pool with Clint Eastwood:

CALLAHAN (aka Dirty Harry)
"…Opinions are like assholes, everybody’s got one…"


From Aliens:

HUDSON
"…Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!…"

HUDSON
"…What do you mean, they cut the power? How could they cut the fucking power, man? They're fucking animals!…"

From Total Recall, Arnuld "arrggggghhhhh" Schwarzenegger to a mutant:

DOUGLAS QUAID
"…Relax…You’ll live longer…"
(in fact this could be a great t-shirt!)


From Bad Santa, Billy Bob Thornton talking:

WILLIE
"…Are you off’ your fucking meds?…"
(another great t-shirt idea!)

Finally from a DOP - not a dope, a director photo – that I used to work with, Bert Tougas:

BERT TOUGAS (answering the director)
"…Well, it was badly framed, out of focus and the dolly jumped. Other than that, I think it’s a keeper…"

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Video trash & treasures from the 80’s – part I

In the early eighties after some soccer or street hockey, we would spend a good chunk of the rest of our Saturday afternoon browsing the horror or sci fi section in some good old “mom and pop” video store. In 1982, these stores were popping everywhere and before the arrival of mega video chain “à la” Blockbuster Video, those shops were wonderful. The smell of stale popcorn mix in with the dust filling the shelves, the friendliness of the owner whom would know our names by heart, the defective neon lights flashing on and off in the horror section and movie posters everywhere – some given to us and adoring our bedroom wall; all elements conjuring up beautiful memories of my youth. Moreover, in 1982 - 83 the horror genre was at its zenith in term of popularity and quality. The sub-genre slasher was at the end of a tremendous cycle started with Halloween and more and more great horror and sci fi films released. In complement, the new craze in high tech device was the VCR either of the Betamax or VHS type. Everybody wanted one. These humongous and noisy machines, some with the eject door on top, were a pre teenager best friend.

Some video stores, for instance in my old neighborhood: Le Club Vidéo International, were wall to wall packed with movies. In the horror section with our mouths salivating at the covers, we would dare ourselves to rent such “monstrosities” as Happy Birthday To Me, My Bloody Valentine, Shivers or The Funhouse. Besides, those video covers were little work of art. The more gory and titillating were they, the more tempting they became.

The excitement and the agitation of renting one of those videos was similar to climbing on a rollercoaster ride at La Ronde. We knew that it was a challenge. Firstly, would the owner let us rent those films, rated R? Would our moms let us watch such bloody, exploitative and perverse atrocities? After all and certainly, we would rave about the gory special effects but also nervously giggle at the view of the mandatory semi nude - for the actress ! – sex scene displeasing categorically our parents. Oh well…too bad for them!

Anyway, here are some pics taken with my digital camera of VHS covers from my personal collection. I don't own a scanner - I'm so old school, sorry! - therefore some pics might be a bit warped on the edge due to the poor quality of the lens. Again...oh well!













Thursday, February 4, 2010

Ebay is still...great! (or stuff found on ebay)

Ebay changed a lot. Since 1999, start of my membership, it morphed from an online yard sale / your typical pawnshop into something resembling a big chain store. I used to find a bunch of obscure stuff of so-so quality, bootlegs CDs and completely illegal but great DVDs, fan made compilation of movie trailers etc. Nowadays, it is the biggest online auction site, safe, reliable but somehow…boring. Auctions by particulars are becoming scarce. More and more “stores” are popping everywhere on the website, offering the buy it now option instead of good old auctions. The thrill of bidding and waiting anxiously to see if some sucker out bided us or if the seller shilled his auction or after winning an item the “will-I-received-the-item –or-have-I-been-shafted-by-some-15-years-old-jackass” is now replaced by the “thrill” of clicking and paying right away. Still, sometimes there are hidden gems underneath the monstrous pile of items / trash found on Ebay.

Such items are the recently bought from an American seller, five back issues from the early 80’s of the French fanzine – magazine Mad Movies Ciné Fantastique. This mag, first published in the 70’s and still going strong, deals with “le cinéma fantastique” (horror, sci fi, exploitation, thriller etc.) and was back in my teen years– with Fangoria – the ultimate reference regarding this genre.


On a Friday night, a few weeks ago while browsing Ebay, I came across a seller auctioning a bunch of Mad Movies from the early to mid eighties in mint condition. After a nerve wrecking bidding war to the last minute with some dude, I finally won five of my original eight Mad Movies bids. F**k yeah! Finishing my beer, it’s now time to pay the seller – I’m ashamed to tell you the total price…let’s say … it’s salty. A couple of weeks go by and the dumb ass mailman – I have a bunch of stories about this a-hole – delivers my package. I open the box and take the Mad Movies in my hands. Weird and amazing, they are in pristine condition, almost fresh from the printer and never read or handled. Some nostalgic tears are running down my face…Ebay is again making me very happy pleasing my inner child.


ok...must go and bid on Monsters Attack! # 3...

Newspaper movie ads part 2

More movie ads from my 80's scrapbook. Enjoy!









more to come...

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

M.I.A DVDs

DVDs have been around since 1995. After countless releases, enough to fill entire warehouses from top to bottom, some films have still never seen the light of day, forgotten in the vault of distributors around the world. Some movies are stuck in legal limbo hell: lost copyrights, feuds between video distributing companies, soundtrack rights changing hands etc.; others are simply left aside, disregarded like trash. No wonder that some websites proudly sale DVD-R of some unreleased titles. If major shit-heads distributors spit on the prospect of releasing such lost gems then why not Jim Bob Doe through his website? Pressing DVD-R from VHS transfer in his basement, selling them to prospect buyers like myself ? At least we’re able to watch our favorite gory cult sci fi movie on DVD. Even though most of time the quality “laisse à desirer”.

Oh well, here’s a list of DVDs still missing in action, still officially unreleased.

CURTAINS (1983, Richard Ciupka, Vestron Video)
This Canadian semi-slasher holds a special place in my memories: the ice skating scene with the psycho-girl wearing an old hag mask carrying an axe…memorable. The rights of this creepy movie are probably buried in the video catalog acquired by a major distributor or laying under the arse of some sleaze ball Canadian producer. Probably will never get a decent release on DVD.

THE DEADLY INTRUDER (1985, John McCauley, Thorn Emi Video)
Obscure slasher, amateurish and not very memorable. However, I had the poster in my room back in the 80’s and nowadays, the movie is for me very nostalgic. Like Curtains , probably will never get release on DVD.

THE VIDEO DEAD (1987, Robert Scott, Embassy Home Entertainment)
By far, not a great zombie flick and probably not a great flick. I mean the acting is horrible but the story is engaging and the SFX are well made for such a low budget. In fact, this zombie-fest was very entertaining when I rented it a couple of years ago. Unfortunately like many Embassy Home titles presently own, I think, by MGM ( Humongous for example), Video Dead might never rise from the VHS cemetery.

THE KEEP (1983, Michael Mann, Paramout Pictures Home Video)
Ok, we’ve all seen it. You might not remember it or even not like it but I’m a fan of it and to this day don’t understand why The Keep isn’t yet released??? Either Paramount doesn’t give a flying f**k about it, completely disregards fans of this movie or Michael Mann doesn’t want to see it release for some obscure reasons – now that he is a big shot Hollywood director. This film would be very nice on a two discs special edition loaded with extras…Shame Paramount, shame.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot...

RITUALS (1977, Peter Carter) another great canadian flick (what is the @$#! problem with the releases of canadian horror films???) reminiscent of Deliverance is finally suppose to see the light of day very soon thanks to Code Red. But after pushing back - twice! - the release date maybe they'll give us this little classic in 2010... or 2011 or 2012?!

That’s it for now but lots more to come…gotta go eat something and watch The Keep on DVD-R….



Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Newspaper movie ads part 1

I don't believe it...I thought that I was the only one...so specand original...oh well...In 1984 and until 88, one of my hobbies was to keep in a cheap scrapbook clippings from french newspapers (La Presse, Le Journal De Montréal) of horror and sci fi movies playing in town. For me this was a kind of a wish list of films that I wanted to see. Some were for rated for adults only (18 ans et plus, equivalent of a R rating) meaning that I could only rent them.

Anyway, after a couple of searches on the "wonderful" world of web, I've discovered that some blogs we're completely dedicated to such hobbies... to my surprise. Held Over! ( see link at your right..no, the other right...!) is one of them. A very interesting and well made blog.

So for now, I'll give you an "aperçu" of my little collection.

Enjoy!







Monday, February 1, 2010

Do you remember Paperboy?


Back in 1983 and between some Atari games, me and my little posse would go downtown Montreal on St-Catherine street and tour some of our favorite arcades. Although a bit scared of the older bums hanging in those game rooms, we were only in grade 6 after all, the feeling of slipping your token into the brand new Star Wars arcade and being at the helm of a X-Wing Tie fighter was unbelievably gratifying and rewarding if you had the chops. For a few moments, I was a jedi… until my X-Wing had no more respond from R2 D2, usually followed by the dreaded “game over”…Or until a a-hole older teen put his quarters on top of the marquee leaving me with no choice of letting him play.





























In a different arcade, we would try our hands at M.A.C.H. 3, a laserdisc game – the new thing. You would drop your two tokens – very expensive for us at the time - and the game started and ended as quick as your fist time in bed with a girl…but what a game! Later, it was back at one of the guy’s place for an evening session of Super Pitfall II on the Atari or Spy Hunter on the Colecovision.

Near my house and a few years later, a “depanneur” ProviSoir – was the meeting place of our gang each Saturday afternoon. Spending my weekly allowance was very common as all of it went into games like Commando – which top score was mine – or Paperboy with its unique handlebars for joystick. After sweating profusely and with a little cramp in my hand - and after being kicked out by the owner of the depanneur for disturbing the peace - , we would run to the nearest Italian café and play Juno First – which, once more, my chosen three letters were atop the list of high scorers. Good times, good times indeed.













































































Anyway…While surfing on the “wonderful” world of web, I’ve recently cam across M.A.M.E. or Multiple Arcade Machine Emulator and thought - not being very technologically savvy - that it was brand new and that I stumbled on a well-kept secret, etc. As my younger brother, a true gamer, reminded me after I’ve told him proudly of my finding: “Man, it’s been around since 97 or so”. Nevertheless, with MAME and a flight simulator joystick (not the best for arcade games mind you) I have rediscovered with great nostalgia lost gems from my arcade days. For more info on M.A.M.E. and arcade games:

mamedev.org

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MAME

http://www.klov.com/


10 FAVORITES ARCADES of the 80’S (rediscovered with M.A.M.E.)

Star Wars (Atari, 1983)
Commando (Nihon Bussan/AV Japan, 1985)
Paperboy (Atari Games, 1984)
Juno First (Konami, 1983)
Robotron 2084 (Williams Electronics, 1982)
Indiana Jones And the Temple of Doom (Atari , 1985)
Tempest (Atari, 1980)
Empire Strikes Back (Atari Games, 1985)
Shao-Lin’s Road (Konami, 1985)
M.A.C.H. 3 (Mylstar, 1983)